(via barbiehighheels)
Hurr hurr hurr I will just release a million tiny seeds out into the air like machine gun and hopefully one of them will land someplace remotely relevant to—
HEY! HEY YOU! HOW ABOUT YOU GET UP OFF YOUR ASS AND GO TALK TO THAT OTHER FLOWER LIKE A REAL MAN, HUH? HOW ABOUT A LITTLE ROMANCE AND COMMITMENT IN 2011? 99% OF YOUR SHIT ENDS UP ON SOMEONE’S SEDAN OR INSIDE OF MY LUNGS. COME ON, WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DO YOU HAVE GOING ON? PHOTOSYNTHESIZING ALL DAY? PICK UP THE GODDAMN PHONE AND CALL HER.
Pearl S. Buck
This, exactly. (via sometimesagreatnotion) (via savingpaper)
Granted this is a blog about me being mean to strangers and cum jokes and my deep Pokémon thoughts but PEARL S. BUCK HAS HERE WRITTEN WORDS THAT STRIKE A RESONANT CHORD WITHIN MY HEART OF HEARTS.
(via notveryraven)
[via planettampon]
My “one minute bio” in the event that I ever find myself in the same elevator as Brian Williams again.
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